For those Twitter warriors out there in need of some fresh stimulation The MALESTROM brings you this handy mini-guide on 5 follows that will make your life that little bit better.
1. James Martin
If you’re looking for laughs search no further than the wonderful twitter account of pun master general James Martin. He’s the king of wordplay, and although not all the jokes hit the mark his success rate is pretty darn high.
Been fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes.
2. Tiny Buddah
Those in need of a more inspirational line of thought should let Tiny Buddha into their lives. The twitter feed is packed full of quotes to motivate and initiate change. Perfect for anyone going through tough times in need of a little zen kick up the backside.
If you light a lamp for someone else it will also brighten your path.
3. Rob Sulaver
Rob Sulaver mixes his brand of humour with exercise tips to get you seriously ripped. He doles out some great advice on training and nutrition often with tongue firmly lodged in cheek.
3/4 Exercise is not just about lifting weights, it’s about lifting our entire life.
4. Mike Dooley AKA The Universe
For those in need of a bit of #WednesdayWisdom, look no further than the man nicknamed The Universe, Mike Dooley. He’s been doling out his pearls for many years now, delivering powerful messages to help people understand they can create their own destinies through their thoughts.
Nothing frees you like the truth, and nothing holds you back more than not knowing it.
5. James Blunt
Last but definitely not least is musician James Blunt’s account. Now you might not be fans of this mans music but we can guarantee you’ll be loving his brilliant twitter feed. Shooting down his haters one troll at a time Mr Blunt is the market leader in pithy put-downs and hilarious comebacks.
RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice.
@JamesBlunt: And no mortgage.